Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew! Stan: Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. Like super-AIDS. You see, you should be spending your time enlightening your minds with more intelligent entertainment. You see children, these kind of shows are senseless, vile trash. Don't let him touch you! Extras • This includes 97 times in the actual television series, 12 in the random assortment of SP shorts, … Hey, I think she could see you too. You die if he touches you! Well, maybe because I'm the Son of God, brainiac, now, do you have a question? I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring. Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross. Stanley, honey, you need to leave mommy alone, I'm doing something very, very important for your little well-being there. Helll- Uh all right. Tom, an incredible story of courage. Now apparently, that's supposed to be funny. Yeah Eric, we're gonna stop ignoring you now. I can finally go to everlasting peace, eternal rest, and ten thousand dollars cash. We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist, you would really change, but you really have. Now look: I thnk the reason my soul is still here is because I need closure with all my friends and loved one. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Oh, alright, but take your grandpa with you. Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life! We are spreading the word to this establishment that we demand better television, for our children! So now you feel better? We'll do the rest. How stupid are you?! First caller, you're on 'Jesus and Pals'. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Warsog, I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network. You're so obsessed with ending your life, you're not thinking about what you're doing to his. Yeah, what's the big idea having your mom call all our moms last night? My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool. Ooh, who wants ice cream with their cake? Not faking it, I'm making it right. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Death_of_Eric_Cartman/Script?oldid=429197. Oh jeez. Ok. You just have to do one thing for me. This psychic boy and his ghost pal are going to save the day! Uhh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and then made into chili which I fed to the kid. Many of the businesses that they pass by have a "Closed" or "Out of Business" sign. It's about time you lazy-ass son of a whore. I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great. Uuh uh uh, not so fast. Uhh, oh Terrance? We got Terrance & Phillip taken off the air. Hehh, it doesn't look like our protest is working. Wanted from me all along. I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. That's a bunch of crap! Death: Mrrrrr! I-I'm seeing dead people! We can go watch Terrance & Phillip in the kitchen. Ladies and gentlemen, your nazi-esque tactics of trying to stink us out with your rancid feces ... has worked. I can't find the passage to Heaven. Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of. Lu lu lu, you've got some too-. Can I ignore him with you? No, I think you'd better call a doctor. Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail and are holding twelve people hostage at the Red Cross! Get a hold of yourself! It seems like, right around the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something and I always end up getting screwed by it! D&D Beyond They can't hurt me, Butters. As the day progresses, more and more South Park residents continue to sling shot their bodies into the side of the 'Toon Central building. In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in, and we are prepared to do the same. Come back here you pompousy son of a pansy! We interrupt this program to bring you loud static. What is it Stanley-hon, did you break something? Scripts will often go through multiple title changes during our crazy 6-day production process. Come on guys. Yeah, hey, do you think we'll get in trouble for watching it? A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs. No, no, it was that little Kenny bastard that gave it to me. Then let's just ignore him. I'm like the kid in that movie! Stan, you said your mom was bringing Kentucky Fried Chicken home for dinner! Although originally just an annoying, spoiled child, Cartman got somewhat meaner over the course of the show's previous episodes. He he got caught, he got caught up in the rat race of, of taking things for granted. Downtown South Park, day. People with eyesight and seizure problems please dont watch ! Give me thirty seconds in there, and then you go in and free the hostages. That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters. It is located here! So, is it okay to assist somebody with suicide, Mr. Garrison? Children! Hi grandpa, I brought my friends over to watch TV, if that's okay. Good. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Hereare all the scripts South Park Studios was able to publish, up to episode 508, before being told to take them down. Hey Phillip, it looks like those beans might make me fart. Anwar Salahuddin Arsen Azizyan Beeb burpfish104 Buurin (Keith Hui) The G Man Mrkjobroni PepsiLover78 Snistrx83 Brett N. The 194th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 11, 2009. Besides their educational value, these South Park scripts could prove useful to superfans who want to stage their own versions of “Scott Tenorman Must Die” in their own living rooms and back yards. They can be viewed from this page. He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone, we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle. The boys walk through the commercial district. Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination! Episodes are in order according to their original air date. I'm gonna take a little time and set things right. There's plenty of real things to be scared of. New York, here we come! And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth. Please leave me alone, Eric. Nobody seems to know who the boys are or where they went off to, but they are heroes. I found the woman you need to talk to for me. God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive me! She informed me that some of you might be watching a, a naughty show called. Jesus, is, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to, because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like, assisted suicide, is that okay? Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch. Heh, heh, heh, heh. He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him. It feels so good to be making up Hey Phillip, you know what my space suit smells like? Come on Cartman, he's just trying to get to you. Poor Kenny has always seemed to be the whipping boy of showrunners Matt Stone and Trey Parker - at least in the show's early seasons. Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's, he's sorry for all the times he made fun of you being a no-good stinking Jew. But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy, young man. No, I mean, what the hell are you doing to grandpa?! And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton, and had my way with her too. "Gonna Fly", Images • Do any of you guys have milk money I can borrow? I think that a person has a right to die if they wanna. Ready? Well, we did it, Butters. Stream free-to-watch Full Episodes featuring Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in South Park, create your own South Park Character with the Avatar Creator, … Butters, I just want to talk to you! A tragic event is unfolding in South Park. Only it probably, Well, many times, the reason that the soul stays Earth-bound is because God is intending to. "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" is the ninth episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. Pop Culture References Shout Outs. Nuh-nothing to be scared of. Whoa! It's eight o'clock, my favorite TV show is on. Make, make it right. I want my eternal bliss! Mom! Yeah, I’m not kidding. Just as plain as I'm seein' you right now! Lu lu lu, I've got some apples. What, you need to drop some friends off at the pool? I realized that the reason you won't kill me... ...is because you don't understand how I feel, Billy, but now I found a way to show you what it feels like to be a grandpa. You Bastard!!! We, we could start breathing gas fumes. Can I eat my cake in the living room mom? I'm not black, all right?! I was wrong to put you in that position Billy, just like you're wrong to put Little Billy in it now. This is going to seem very strange and, and you may not believe me, but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something. Kyle: Oh my God! My grandpa asked me to kill him and I did it. Oh my God, this is it, Butters. We're not watching Terrance & Phillip, I swear. Eric, ye-you're just an image in my head brought on by a traumatic event. She made me miss. I'm gonna miss you. Eh, grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you. Well... how do you know you're not supposed to go to... you know... Heck. We were just sitting there, watching Terrance & Phillip and... Terrance & Phillip, aha! In fact, I think that's illegal. My spirit is at rest now. Why do you look all haggard? But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you? Well it's not like we're nice to him. Okay grandpa, okay, just get out of the way of the TV. Children! As I was saying, you all seem to enjoy this show, even though it isn't based in reality. From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him. Cash for Gold Song from south parkFollow for a new Song from Episode 8 Season 17 !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNACsbSwAHY&feature=youtu.be Not allowing our kids to watch this show is not enough. Good. My grandpa keeps asking that I kill him all the time, and sometimes I wonder if I should. Don't worry dude, we can all go watch it at my house. Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. Maybe you should ask the Lord for guidance. Hurry up Kenny, you're gonna miss the fart. There's a new one. They killed Kenny. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Launch! It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him. In South Park, while chasing the boys, Death stops at the window of a TV store and watches an episode of Terrance and Philip. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know. For all the things I've done wrong. You can't kill my grandpa Stan, he's already passed on. Ohh, is that a fact? Why won't anybody talk about this. Therefore, today we will be officially taking Terrance & Phillip off the network and replacing it with reruns of She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Sommers. All right, folks. Eric dear? The episode was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Nancy M. Pimental, and directed by Parker. So... so it was just... it was... just my ima... magination then? Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to? The episode is an extended parody of The Lord of the Rings, with Butters serving as Gollum, the boys as ringbearers, and the porno as the "precious" ring of power. Boy oh boy, Eric, you've got a lot to atone for. My bottom is really sore. Make, make it right! Death himself arrives to kill Kenny, and presents a warning to Grandpa Marvin against forcing others to help him commit suicide. Ok, here we go. Hey Stan, now that Terrance & Phillip has been taken off the air, what are we going to do for entertainment? "Margaritaville" is the third episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Now, you're about to see what it's like to be as old as me. Boys, how did you get driven so far to the edge? I'm going to join your parents in requesting that you don't watch. That's it, Butters! Two little boys, armed only with the weapon of confusion, managed to go in and save the Red Cross. All right, Butters, I'm going in alone, first. These boys minds have been tainted by the garbage on television that they see, and we are fed up! It's time for me to leave. We will march to the network and protest until our demands are met. I'm not touching that with a sixty foot pole. How would you like to make a dollar Billy? I'm dead and for some reason you can see me! Well, after fourteen hours of testing, I can say Butters is definitely suffering from aggravated repressed memory syndrome. I'm gonna make, make it right. "Make It Right" • South Park Institute for Mental Health, Images • A certain student's mother called me last night. This was the inspiration behind a scene in which Death inexplicably rides a tricycle while chasing the South Park … Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear grandpa... Death (character) • I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. Dude, Stan, yuh you know why Jews have glassy eyes? Character Art: Emo Firkle I don't know, but you're the only one who can. According to South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "Scott Tenorman Must Die" represented significant shifts both in the writing of the show, and the characterization of Cartman. Talk to you tomorrow. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. You can kill me can't ya? Extras • Let's let Butters get some rest. Well, yeah, but what if the grandpa wants to die, cause he's really old, and he's just asking for help? You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV, and more time worrying about what's going in in their kid's lives, this world would be a much better place. I thought you just came from the bathroom. Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … It's time for 'Plan B'. What's the big deal? Grandpa: That's not fair, God damn it! The 184th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 25, 2009 as an Easter special. I would never kill somebody... not unless the piss me off. Hey, why don't we watch some of those porno movie thingies? We saved the day. Oh wow, a Jew asking for money! All right, Butters, you leave me no choice. He was voiced by the series' co-creator Trey Parker who also voices other characters in the series, including Eric Cartmanand some of the celebrities as well as Kim Jong-ilinTeam America: World Police. Death is a minor antagonist from South Park, first appearing in the episode,Death. I asked you to kill me Billy, but I was wrong. Well, there's this ghost, see? Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him or call a doctor. Butters! Hell, my wife and child are in there! Dammit Billy, do you want a dollar or don't ya? His appearance is based off of the Grim Reaper of folklore. Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts. There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real. An incredible development here, Tom. Are there any questions? Did you know that over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year? What has America's youth come to? God Speed. Watch Episode. Why does this happen every month? Divorced from its jolly cartoon visuals, “Tenorman” becomes even more threatening in script form, a dark rumination on vengeance and cruelty. All along, I'm gonna make, make it right. What about that? " Pinkeye/Script " The official script for " Death " was released by South Park Studios. You've got a very active little brain and your mind was just playing tricks on you. Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven? Script • Marvin Marsh • Well, I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough. Uh oh, don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on. I I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it. Billy, help grandpa stick this fork in the outlet. She did it on her own. Don't be sad, Butters. Eric Cartman • Doctor Lindsay • "Death" is the sixth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. Follow everyone's favorite troublemakers—Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny--from the very beginning of their unforgettable adventures. Basically, if you let the decision of what you watch stop at the parents' control, then what can you see? Oh, oh, okay, thanks for the advice, Jesus. We're making a lot of headway. Kids won't even kill their own grandparents. This is your problem, Butters! Yeah, well you're the stupid ho that started it. (You know what I think? Well, then you should. And now, back to 'Jesus and Pals' on South Park Public Access. "South Park" Death (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. We had it wrong all the time! Hey Terrance, now that you've farted, I think I might fart too. You really. In the episode, Grandpa Marvin tries to convince Stan to kill him, while the parents of South Park protest the foul-mouthed cartoon Terrance and Phillip. He does this shit all the time! Natural causes Billy, natural causes... Well, we did it son, we fought a battle for your well being, and won. Dude, this is sweet, not having parents around. Gonna make it right, girl, I've got to have your lovin' tonight! No, I don't think that's okay Stan. Uh, yeah, uh, I have this cousin who, who cheated on the SAT's and-. It's immature toilet humor! Of course. Dammit! After Death touches Kenny, his touch kills him, Grandpa appears on … You can also see that this episode was written with the idea of being a Halloween-themed show. I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Sharon and Randy Marsh Gerald and Sheila Broflovski Stephen and Linda Stotch Richard and Mrs. Uh, Stan, I'm not touching that one with a twenty-foot pole. Just kill 'im dude, maybe he'll give you some money. Wait, wait, I'm getting word that the president of the network is going to make a statement! Your son is suffering from severe dementia. I, I mean, Cartman was watching it. Now is she or isn't she?! It'll stay the same because they'll just get offended although their kids are not delighted with the television series they put on for their kids.). Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you. Why do we even hang out with him, anyway? "Britney's New Look", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park's twelfth season, were released on a three-disc DVD set and two-disc Blu-ray set in the United States on March 10, 2009. He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes. You Bastard!!! Grandpa: Hey, you were supposed to kill me Death: Mrrr. I'm not going to Heck, Butters! South Park Studios released official scripts for South Park from Season One to episode eight of Season Five. I'm telling you, it's okay. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Yeah, like assisted suicide. [Stan looks at him] How would you like to make a dollar Billy? Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there Kenny! KFC • Relive the dawn of the South Park era, with legendary episodes of the groundbreaking, Emmy® Award-winning animated classic. Butters, I think that, through this whole thing, we've really become friends. All right, I'll help you! Hey Phillip, would you like to eat some beans. We don't want anybody getting hurt. We will all follow suit, one by one if that's what it takes. Now get away from here, and take your diarrhea with you! Bye grandpa, it was nice knowing you. Cartoon Central • Yes you do, you little pecker! You are the one behind all these shenanigans. Except the super-AIDS. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters. On the 1st Draft of the script, this episode was originally called "Posers From Beyond". I'm planning a trip to Africa. Let's see. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Toon Central is now under incredible pressure to cancel the show, and has already lost over 20% of their sponsors. So it is that show that is to blame. Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. We need to boycott the entire network! I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven Watch Episode. The boys join him in watching until the announcement of its cancellation. Just one teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt and you're dead in three years. What color is the wind? Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me, and threatened to kill all the workers inside. Young man, you are not to watch that show anymore! Butters Stotch • I can't take it anymore, this music is terrible, it's, it's cheesy, but lame and eerily soothing at the same time. But I saw him! God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive him! I'm going to. I ever tell you about the time I boofed your dad, Fatso? "Dances with Smurfs" is the thirteenth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Keep the thermostat under 70, and take care of your grandfather. Oh thanks. Well, well, you know, the preacher says that before your soul can be at peace, sometimes, you have to atone for something bad you did. Death is here, and and he's trying to take us all away with him! Oh my God, they killed Kenny. Four third graders from South Park, Colorado, were found trying to viciously murder an innocent grandfather. Please, can I? So help me GOD Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this! I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great. I never realized ignoring him was an option. We have to stop this smut from going on the air. South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. I don't know. What changed you into such demonic little bastards? We've got your new toilet installed and we'll haul away the old one away for ya. We're gonna need poster boards, markers, and lots of glitter and glue. And now I'm forced to spend eternity in limbo. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Death/Script?oldid=410933. That's right. Tell little Gregory that cheating is lying and lying is wrong, no matter what the circumstance. Because he's a fat racist self-centered intolerant manipulating sociopath! I'm already dead. Come on, Butters. Red Cross Blood Bank • I can say my final goodbyes to them through you. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars cash. That's right. Trey Parker long wanted to feature a Grim Reaper-like death character in the series because since his childhood, Parker enjoyed drawing cartoon images of death riding on a tricycle. Over there hon. We will not let these corporate half-wits ruin our children's minds. We didn't know what we were doing. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Butters, these things happen all the time. I mean, we rip on him all the time! Like Kyle? Yeah, just cause your mom is a stupid bitch doesn't mean the whole world has to suffer. My parents don't get home until late. All right. I'm telling mom! Stay back?! Do you think this is funny, God?! Come here Billy, I want to show you something. I'm the one who died! We'll do some more testing tomorrow. Yes, Butters, my soul is finally at peace. You can't believe it?? I'll ground him. Yeah, there's this guy named Jack Leborkian that goes around and murders people that ask him to, and he doesn't get in any trouble at all. Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did. That's it, now you know what it feels like to be grandpa. Make, make it right! The network is not taking us seriously. That's everyone, I guess. Now I understand. Okay grandpa, all you have to do is sit there. Ohho, Carol, where are the Porto-Potties? I've got the green apple splatters. And throughout history there have always been shows that have come and gone that have been very bad, and usually they get taken right off the air. That showsh for babiesh, it'sh show shtupid. That's right children. Stan Marsh • Well I don't know, Terrance, let me check. Kyle Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Sharon Marsh Plumbers Jimmy Valmer Token Black Craig Tucker Clyde Donovan Kevin Stoley A Couple Stephen Stotch Linda Stotch Liane Cartman Mental Health Doctor Doctor Lindsay Tom Pusslicker Chris Swollenballs Harrison Yates Police Officers Three Escaped Convicts Principal Victoria Scott Tenorman Story Elements Eric Cartman • … All those in favor... Ohh, I think I've caught a touch of the flu from little Kenny this morning. My name's not Billy, grandpa. Yeah, I think that parents only get so offended by television because the rely on it as a babysitter, and the sole educator of their kids. Heh, heh, heh, he farted right on his head, heh heh. Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate. All right, ma'am. The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. Hey, I hate Cartman too. Whoa, Mayor, you, uh, making gravy in there? Add a photo to this gallery Official Scripts. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on September 17, 1997. Yeah, I hope they protest TV shows forever. Let nature run its course, or else end up in limbo. Okay, that takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty. When Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, left South Park after taking issue with its mockery of the Church of Scientology, Parker and Stone didn't just write his character out of the show. Script excerpt from a classic Jimmy scene. Cartman: Yeah. I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. It’s been more than 14 years since South Park first aired on Comedy Central. Billy, would you mind holding this for grandpa please? Well you'd better stop having nightmares or else you're gonna be grounded! You were trying to kill grandpa! If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there. Oh no Phillip, looks like you're about to fart. Kids: Ahhh! Jus, just some lightning and thunder. Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza. It’s been around for that long. And I myself was not aware of this horrible show until recently. I see ghosts all the time. Well I didn't have her do it. You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car, then have your chicken. Yea, believe in me and ye shall find peace. In fact, even though he's survived most of the later seasons of South Park, the orange coat-wearing character has met his demise a whopping 126 times in total. [South Park Avenue] Death turns and touches Kenny, killing him. Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system it just ruptured the insides. That's for your stupid mother! I took a crap in the principal's purse... seven times. Well then, have one of your little friends do it. You must wait to die of natural causes. You see, Butters, when the brain wants to cover something up, it makes up images and sounds for you to hear. 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